by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.
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To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
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To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.
by BottoBottoSookSook October 29, 2021

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
by addirall_ September 2, 2022

by gergomeszaros February 10, 2022

Big black cock in your latte
by Werewj February 15, 2018
