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pencil-bone

vb; to write over written text so much that the original writing becomes illegible; results include difficulty reading a book or paper because someone else's handwriting is dominating a typed page; pens are not excluded, but pencils are much more dramatic.
"My English teacher was aggressive with my essay; he totally pencil-boned my rough draft."

"I know I asked you to write some notes in your music, but next time don't pencil-bone it; it's almost impossible to play now."
by Steven Sparkman July 30, 2008
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Pencil pot

Pencil pot is a place of relaxation that the youths of Clifton and surrounding villages have used to smoke and sniff drugs for many generations.
Let's go pencil pot and sit there for a few hours like we do everyday
by Joe s July 3, 2016
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pencil case

a small miny zippable bag that you put stolen school material in
a have a pencil case full of stolen crayola markers
by Lebron steve June 17, 2019
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The Pencil Sharpener

Too give oral sex with captain crunch in mouth
She gave him the pencil sharpener till he was raw.
by bigjackhauf February 7, 2015
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Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016
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butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.
Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007
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#2 Pencil

See: Writing Stick

Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.

Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.

It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"

Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"
by .Mikael October 5, 2009
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