Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Pandemic Boyfriend

A guy you are seriously dating during a pandemic, but do not plan to have a longterm relationship with post-pandemic.

My pandemic boyfriend IS my social bubble.

We get along really well, but he's got kind of an anger issue. Still, I don't know how I'd get through this quarantine without pandemic boyfriend.

by i8civilization January 15, 2021

Pandemic fine

1) the response when someone asks how you're doing while living through a pandemic. 2) because you're "fine," but there's a pandemic, so you're not.

Q: "How are you doing?" A:"Pandemic fine, because I'm... you know, fine, but I'm living in a pandemic, so I'm not."

by ellesseee February 4, 2021

Pandemeering

The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers

Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.

by Texano February 5, 2021

Pandemic Hole

When your anus or vagina is so tight from not having sex throughout the pandemic that you’re almost virgin like.

I was fucking this guy last night and he had to stop a few minutes into it because he was already sore. Must be a case of pandemic hole.

by Strobesauce April 11, 2021

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

pandemic generation

The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020

My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.

by Etewilak May 4, 2021