palatine water polo

A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd

1) palatine water polo

2) defeated

by whoo123 May 1, 2010

Palatine Inn Restaurant

The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.

1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)

2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."

3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."

by Horrified people February 28, 2011

Paratrooper

A person who jumps out of perfectly good aircraft, and catches bullets. These bullet sponges think they are special when they are just another expendable military resource.

Look at those paratroopers trying to be cool

by Tico13 March 4, 2019

Palaroni

To be a very great person; Super awesome

Wow, Ryan and Mikey are definitely the original palaroni's!

by Not Emma S. October 20, 2008

palate-chafer

the act of sucking on a phallus

See that chick over there...i bet she's a good palate-chafer!

by ladygagsalot February 24, 2010

Palagrim

In World of Warcraft, a Palagrim is a protection paladin that enjoys to run dungeons solo.

Player 1: 'Dude, I just did Gnomeregan on my own'
Player 2: 'you're a Palagrim, you are.'

by 3879238 November 26, 2010

Super-duper Paratrooper hug

A Super-duper Paratrooper hug is when you and a friend charge at each other and jump hug in the air, who ever puts the most power into the hug and knocks the hug over will be the renown Super-duper Paratrooper of the hug that just took place.

Charles and Thomas locked eyes, each instantly knowing what the other was thinking. They both sprint towards each other, then jump in a hail of awesomeness, They embrace in a bro hug then in an instant. Thomas knocks over Charles in mid air leaving him battered and bloody. thus the Super-duper Paratrooper hug has been completed.

Thomas unlocked Achievement Super-duper Paratrooper.

by RaikokuX November 13, 2010