palatrophy 

love emily

dear joe,

hello, how are you?

-palatrophy

palatrophy by Levon Tabben January 26, 2004

Palaprophiony 

The act of stretching out to smell someone else's armpit to see if they used their deoderant when they woke up that morning.

I saw Señor Lopez pulling a palaprophiony this morning in class when he took a whiff of his armpit.

Palaprophiony by superduperloosergooperasdflk September 16, 2010