There are no centaurs in Oxford 

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

There are no centaurs in Oxford by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

new oxford high school 

This is the last school in the Conewago Township school district. It consists of your basic groups. The jocks, preps, cheerleaders, gossips, emo’s, and out casts. There are significant amounts of gay students there. People like to smoke in the bathrooms because they can’t wait till they get home. They also like to skip class. And every now and then there’s the occasional sexting between teacher and student

Look there goes another student from New Oxford high school

new oxford high school by Yoooitsme04 March 3, 2019

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October 

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.

Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October by xboxplayer10431 October 3, 2023

The Oxford Girl 

The Oxford Girl is an elusive creature; the closest many have got is through a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl...

Many questions have been asked about her such as; did she pay a price for making them look twice? Did she pass them by? Did she dare to meet their eye? Did she scorn them all and did they understand?

There were also allegations that she was a grief to her father, a lover to her brother, temptation to her betters and unfaithful to her lover.

She says she never had a chance to prove them wrong and in my opinion we shouldn't listen to the gossip and someone like Oyster Band should write a song about her. She's just that amazing

"Hey, you know The Oxford Girl?"
"No :( but I met a man whose brother said he knew a man who knew The Oxford Girl"
"WOW I think I'm a little bit in love with her."
"Yea me too!" legends

The Oxford Girl by mustang kitty August 20, 2010

The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.

John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"

The Oxford Dictionary by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

New Oxford High School 

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School is gay

New Oxford High School by Sr. David Fallopiantube VIII June 23, 2021

Knights of Oxford

the greatest group of people at oxford college of emory university

Knights of Oxford
KO till I muhfukkin say so

Knights of Oxford by sufferingjrcresident June 14, 2018