love oven

Vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, meat curtains, verticle smile, yawning taco, suzzie, bird, punani

I want to stick my wet in her love oven.

by quwee bob November 23, 2003

Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy October 22, 2008

boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

Oven Fresh

A Term used to describe something amazing, hot, exciting... Can pertain to any situation in which you get excited.

Yo, did you see those new Jordans at CHAMPS? Those kicks are oven fresh!

by PA and Flash September 26, 2006

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

Wobbly oven

A woman who's womb never fully retracted after childbirth.. Hence causing a soft yet mobile stomach

"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"

by General pamphlet October 9, 2016