abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

Orphaned From Behind

To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.

I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.

by kimofingle August 4, 2012

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

Orphan Annie Complex

A girl that purposely seeks out a Daddy Warbucks(tall bald mature wealthy jewish man), to provide her with all the monetary needs.

Jenny so has an Orphan Annie Complex, she only dates Daddy Warbucks'!

by KweenKarima October 9, 2008

orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

Thai Orphan/ Bride

A small thai woman who goes for anywhere from $5 a night.

Lisa is a Thai orphan/ Bride.

by The Jets- Frank The Tank May 5, 2011