Ortega

A wealthy suburb of Jacksonville, FL. Ortega girls go to private high schools, wear pearls daily, and dress in very preppy clothing. Ortega boys also wear topsiders, vineyard vines, and polo. Bow ties are essential. Golf, football, tennis, and lacrosse are popular sports. Weeklybrunch at the country club is essential, especially after a good yoga class.

Ortega kids are fratty as fuck.

by 1816362892 March 6, 2009

oiteh

means listen up, pay attention, you hear me in puerto rican spanish

Oiteh cabron su caro no ta roto ...meaning your car is not broken.

by chris313rd February 1, 2009

object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.

Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.

by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010

orientalism

Exoticization or fetishization of East Asian culture. The disease that asiaphiles suffer from.

The honky suffers from Orientalism.

by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

detail-oriented

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.

Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.

by Asteroider May 20, 2010

orien smith

an amazing looking sex magnet

he must be an orien smith

by trinidad scorpion December 17, 2011

Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017