orgasmic cramp

A cramp anywhere on the body that feels so good your legs begin to jiggle and you get a mid errection, this will then lead to your penis exploding and there for ejaculating. This is usually the main cause of twins in parents and other amounts of children. As the higher sperm count

Guy 1 : Awe man I had huge orgasmic cramp last night

Guy2: sweet bro I was trying to play arr sofft and got one

by HollisterPseudonym May 21, 2017

Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): We’ll probably go over to Mum’s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum – what are you saying?
Husband:(…WTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011

Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011

Arabian Orgasmic Explosion

When you yell "ALLAH AKBAR" right before you blow your load in a chick!

Franky closed the deal with Jessica by performing an Arabian orgasmic explosion inside her infidel puss.......

by WESLEY PIPES 420 May 31, 2011

orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.

Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.

by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008

Orgasmix

A group of songs or an album which is considered overly awesome or orgasmic

The new Nine Inch Nails cd is an orgasmix

by taylor o. March 4, 2008

orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.

Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!

by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011