fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."

"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."

by BrokeTilTuesday January 18, 2011

opinions

The ideas of stubborn people. An idea becomes an opinion when it conflicts with other ideas.

Person 1: I think opinions are for idiots.

Person 2: ...Isn't that an opinion?

Person 1: Fuck.

by Nonphatophobe May 19, 2008

opinionated

An often irritating personality trait by which a stubborn, strong willed person always has to give their strong opinions, sometimes to the point of always believing they have to be right and have the last word.

I consider myself opinionated, but try to keep it under control so I don't irritate people.

by [e-mail] March 15, 2008

opinioneering

v. or adj., to offer opinions unfounded by facts, logic or reason in books/ columns/ talk shows etc. in order to substantiate and legitimize an utterly absurd view point or idea. See also: 'catapulting the propaganda'.

Bob: "Hey, did you see Coulter on TV last night? She said Dems don't support the troops."

Mike: "Dude, don't listen to that bitch. She's just an opinioneering cunt with as much credibility as a Republican congressman caught pants-down at a boy scout slumber party."

by sigmarthebad December 27, 2007

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable June 10, 2011

opinionphobic

when you are afraid of opinions/are hateful towards opinions. Adj: opinionphobic

Dog lovers are very opinionphobic if you hate dogs.
He has opinionphobia about Minecraft haters.

by 17Random_Guy November 22, 2019