Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010

Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...

"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."

by A-Bimbo January 1, 2009

Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 17, 2011

bison glocks

Un esti de bombarde

Tu viens de lag un bison glocks?

by Grégule July 19, 2020

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it

“This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”

by Forever553344 October 31, 2019