Omelette 

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.

"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"

Omelette by Moislitlol November 20, 2016

Omelettelegation 

In the communistic motocross world people are scared of the space age technology that Nassa (yes two ''s'') produced back in 1998 (fire breathing Cr250) and because of this they have made and omelettelegation rule to stop ole Uncle Ron from riding the fire breathing pussy ripping commy crushing Cr250

''your ole uncle Ron is really getting his ass fried by this omelettelegation rule. Let Ron Ride''

Omelettelegation by Forie May 17, 2019

Omelette Brain 

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

Omelette Brain by anonymous November 27, 2020

omelette without eggs 

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

omelette without eggs by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

Hair Omelette 

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

Hair Omelette by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

French Omelette 

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

French Omelette by Jewverine July 31, 2016

Dirty Omelette 

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Making it clap January 4, 2018