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off da yuzzle bubb

Noun Simiular to gettin crunk but if you get crunk this defenition infenitally means gettin crunk off of smirnoff.
It's off da yuzzle bubb!
by Hotbizzie April 25, 2003
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Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
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Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.
My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.
by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012
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im cool off you

Jane: I'm sorry I kissed him

Tyrone: that's ight im cool off you
by Arealpimp September 4, 2017
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off rip

Before I even think about going to law school, I gotta pay 100 bucks off rip just to APPLY!?

If you go to the emergency room, they are charging you five hundy off rip just to take a look at your ass.
by -chico dusty August 17, 2017
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.
The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"
by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015
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