Dalmation Octopus

A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.

A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?

B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!

by DalmationOctopus October 11, 2011

Octopus sex

1) (adjective) usually done in a shower or pool. Consists of the male wrapping his muscles around the female and inserting his penis as far as it may go. He then thrusts, while rubbing his body on the female causing a suction noise. Using all his appendages to insert in any hole on the female he continues this while tongue kissing the female, forcing his tongue as far as it may go. Upon orgasm the two countinue to caress each other's body.

John and Kellie had passionate octopus sex while in the shower explaining the suction noises that were heard.

by Adam343 February 8, 2014

octopus

The sexual act of putting five fingers (a full fist) in a woman's vagina, and three fingers from the other hand in the butt.

She got so drunk, she gave the other girl an octopus.

by dinoMothaFuckinSaur October 15, 2010

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 8, 2006

octopussy

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.

Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.

by Trevor is the kewlesy March 9, 2009

octoporn

Pornography that depicts an, in fact, real octopus being ejected from a human orifice. The act is classically accompanied by a copious amount of unappetizing muscular contractions. The resulting ejection is considered a delicacy in at least nine countries.

"Jimmy, have you seen your brother?"

"Ahh he's in his room with the door locked, watchin octoporn."

"Well! I hope your father at least talked to him about using up the baby oil all the time. Hmm, seafood sounds good for tonight..."

by trust182 January 5, 2008

octopus

1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.

"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!

by shuttershades July 7, 2010