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Objective-C

A mediocre and generally useless programming language composed of C and Smalltalk poorly stitched together. It is basically Apple's own little Visual Basic.

Objective-C is the language of choice when developing applications for iOS, which is literally the only reason you would ever want to use it.
Thanks to Objective-C, we have more than enough fart and Sudoku apps to go around.
by dontkillalljewspls July 1, 2011
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objective

The little sentence at the top of a resume that states the reason you are applying for that job.
Objective:
To become a well rounded person and learn about the ______ industry.
by Asha_123 January 27, 2007
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objectivism

Politically-correct term for evil.
"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."
by Alex Stockwell November 21, 2013
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Objectous

Any noun that looks/sounds like an adjective
Heuristic and objectous are both objectouses.
by drunken halfman September 14, 2010
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object

a object is matter that doesnt move
person one: your a object
person two you LITTLE-
person two 1 hr later: real men dont rape
by woffleboi January 12, 2021
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Object of affection

Essence given to an inanimate object due to its relation to a good memory or memories. Usually people save these items and take care of them for a long time because of the emotional value given to the object
Person 1: John won’t ever sell that old Ford Bronco, won’t he?

Person 2: It was given to him by his late father when he just turned 17, he died two months later after he gave him the Bronco. It’s one of the few memories that he has of him, and it’s now an object of affection. There’s no price tag to the memories he lived in that suv.
by Mr. Horowitz July 5, 2022
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Breezy’s Principle of Objects

A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely

Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before

Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
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