Örnt

A boy who is secretly in a relationship with a couch

Look at that guy. I bet he is a Örnt

by brainstormer April 20, 2015

oratory

1) see Fagatory.

2) An all boys prep school in Summit,NJ. It is full of pussies, and they are always touching each other (especially in public). They ALWAYS start the drama. These tools will never be as great as Seton Hall Prep. Even the Villa Gorillas are more manly then they are! You thought that the Easies know how to please a guy...well not compared to these girls they dont.

I called your boyfriend a girl, and he hit me with his purse

by w/ love from, Baht April 26, 2005

Oratory Prep

A small, yet deceptively easy to get into "prep" school in Summit, NJ. Goes along with Gill St. Bernards in the "public school masquerading as a private school" category. Because the student body is made up of boys who have been rejected from Delbarton, Pingry, and even Seton Hall Prep, the students are generally worthless and miserable. Not even fit to be called a JV School, Oratory is notoriously bad at all sports, with the exception of swimming, which, let's be honest, isn't a real sport unless you're Michael Phelps. The students are not particularly bright, thus being rejected from real schools, and are truly not gifted in any way. Oratory kids are also lacking in charm and wit, and if the rare occasion occurs where they try to be cool, utter failure and embarrassment ensues. Often referred to as Oratory Faggotory, the school also has a reputation for it's number of homosexuals. It seems that being less suave keeps the boys from attracting women, and they then turn to each other for intimate companionship. In fact, if there's one thing that Seton Hall Prep and Debarton kids agree on, it's that Oratory is the saddest excuse for a prep school on the planet. Overall, if you end up at Oratory Prep, you would be better off at Summit High School.

Delbarton Kid: It's fun to watch Oratory kids in social situations.
Pingry Kid: I know it's great. They can't play sports for shit either.
Seton Hall Prep Kid: They're not even smart. I feel bad for them.
Oratory Prep Kid: You guys are gay.
Delbarton Kid: I'm sorry, did you say something?

by K.O.D. September 16, 2010

oratory

a small school in summit, all the teams suck, besides science league

oratory just won a lacrosse game, the world is coming to an end.

by john smill April 23, 2005

hood ornament

taking a dump on the hood of someones
car.

I left a fresh steamy hood ornament on
jasons car.

by sipitown August 22, 2003

Oratory Prep

The Oratory Preparatory School, simply called Oratory by many, is a private, all-boys, catholic high school located between Morristown and Summit, New Jersey. The school is widely considered to “compete” with other boys schools like Delbarton and Seaton Hall Prep, both in sports and in terms of student enrollment. Oratory has a big rivalry with these schools, while, as big as loosing every single sports game could be. Oratory has a reputation of failure when it comes to sports, being outclassed by the jocks at Seaton hall and the rich geeks at Delbarton almost every time. The result is that Oratory’s students become the brunt of many jokes and get little affection from any possible girlfriends. This is such a problem that many students have turned to homosexuality to fulfill there “needs” due to the lack of any pussy to molest or to insert the tiny dicks into. And believe me, if there were female students at oratory there would be a lot of non-consentual (rape) incidents, so we can all pray to God that there aren’t any. Gays have become so numerous at oratory that the names Oral-tory and Oratory-fag-atory have become common. Oratory boys kids day that there special, and that they are becoming true gentleman by going there, this is a lie, kids only go there because they didn’t want to go to a public school. Beacuse in essence, oratory is a boys-only public school for those who want to feel like they are special or above “the common folk”.

Oliver (Delbarton kid): Oh, look its the fag-bag.
Anthony (Oratory kid): Don’t say that slur, I will report you to my coach and your coach! Oratory Prep the best man!
Steven (Seaton hall kid): DoN’t SaY tHaT sLuR!
Oliver: *uses shoelaces to make noose and hanges himself on an exit sigh*

by NJman6969 December 27, 2018

Ornament

a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying

by Fagito 99 December 13, 2004