The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
by laXfever34 November 30, 2010
Get the Floor Lokomug. an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches
Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "
by datBIGdawg317 May 2, 2010
Get the Floor Generalmug. That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.
He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.
by RolDes19 October 26, 2012
Get the lower the floormug. by Stbm January 4, 2003
Get the Hardwood floorsmug. Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012
Get the floor samplemug. The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.
Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."
Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*
Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*
by iamtheclitcommander July 27, 2010
Get the Floor Buddymug. by James Vanderball August 18, 2006
Get the floor messmug.