Gender-offended

The affronted emotion one experiences when one is mistakenly labeled as someone of the opposite sex.

Bob: "Alright, guys! Let's go!"
Melissa: "Excuse me! Do I LOOK like a guy to you? No, don't answer that. I feel so gender-offended..."

by Death of Marat June 20, 2011

Offendrage

To be offended by something and outrage against it in order to stop it

"These Yo Mama So Fat jokes are not funny! They are racist, misogynist, sexist and in bad taste! I'm so angry I will offendrage outside that TV Studio so they won't carry it!"

by BombayAddict February 4, 2013

the easily offended

A quote by Machiavelli. What it really means is it is not necessary to feel at a loss when forced to suffer the presence of those who are easily offended. Because those who are easily offended are also easily manipulated.

Feminist: How could you not know women only make 77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)

by Lam Alien January 31, 2017

offendee

Someone who can't hear or read shit without being offended.

I just told a black guy joke and this offendee was triggered.

by Nierutam August 31, 2017

offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.

“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019

kid got offended

slang term used to anger someone after they retaliate from either a burn, comment, or statement, that may or may not have even offended them.

hey steve your mom was good last night

Steve: "fuck off"

whoaa kid got offended

by WayILive June 20, 2008