Nester

When a LAD gets a girlfriend and happily settles into the nest that has been created.

A real NESTER would be James from this examle

When "James" is with "Zoe" they have stupid baby names for eachother such as "Bubsy"... NESTER LAD.
He was always having to talk to her even if he just left her... Nester LAD.
Arguments would be had over the girlfriend "Zoe" not being happy with the LAD "James" when he wanted to go out with the LADS... NESTER LAD
As you can see from examples..He (James) was deep into the nest.

by Dannygmanu October 15, 2012

nostril sex

This is a form of sex that inlcudes 3 people. One guy, one girl, and some ugly ass dude. This happens when the guy sticks his dick into a girls nostril and she jerks it in her nostril. Then the man jizzes into the girl's nose. The ugly ass dude must take the picture in order for it to count.

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008

Brown noser

A kiss ass who sucks up to a person in authority to rise through the ranks faster then his peers and his boss

Did you hear about Tosh's promotion?

Man, what a brown noser.

by T... T... April 12, 2008

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.

After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.

by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

Nosted

Slang term for being high on marijuana; using the same letters as the word stoned. Sometimes used to speak freely around squares.

Do you want to get nosted?
Hell yeah!

by Cheech Whybul September 11, 2010

nostrilfuck

To insert a member of ones body (penis, finger(s), etc.) or some sort of blunt object into the nostril of another person, followed by an in-and-out motion.

I just shoved my cock inside my girls nostril, and nostrilfucked the shit out of her. i came so hard inside her nose, cum was dripping out of her ear!

by nostrilfuckrape November 29, 2010