Intestinal Noose

A hangman's noose made out of a humans intestinal tract

I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES AND PUT YOU IN YOUR OWN INTESTINAL NOOSE

by YamBoii March 12, 2019

Moose Noose

A cock ring.

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.

That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!

by Alto_Shock May 4, 2021

raw men noods

A dirty way of saying ramen noodles

I just got some raw men noods and they look delicious.

by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010

noose

this is a handy tool for when ur feeling down or if the kids were getting of your nerves

the kids are getting annoying let’s noose them

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020

noobstation

reference to sony playstation,the console that breaks when you turn it on.

1st guy: omfg i have crash bandicoot 10 lets go play!

2nd guy: ROFLcopter wht a noOb!! GTFO and take your noobstation with you!

by adam Murphy October 2, 2006