nanika

A bandit, who is often times in possesion of an illegal substance and/or something stolen. Also a person who accepts really stupid dares.

OMG! Look the police just caught a nanika!

I cant believe you just streaked across the freeway, you're such a nanika!

by BannanaMonkey August 22, 2008

Noni

Also spelled Nani prounounced nah-née is a super cute guy with amazing yet mysterious sex appeal, he is super loyal and caring and once you’re close with him you never wanna leave him or him leave you,he has amazing abilities and loves adventures. This guy has the ability to really reach your soul which draws many to him, because of this he has many lovers and haters

I feel so much better when I’m with him, man I love Noni!

by Hjghl2 May 3, 2018

Big ole pile of nonk

A person can be refered to this as they are weak at drinking and have passed out, or too week smoking substances and have passed out, or generally just a pratt.

*Boy passes out* THE BIG OLE PILE OF NONK!

by cheesebofter May 26, 2009

nonions

a person who relies on state benefit and dresses from charity shops, normally from the north east of england with bleached hair and if male black moustache.

charlie chuck, kajagoogoo, jeremy kyle/trisha participents.
he looked like a total nonions, how nonions is he?, the nonions has his benefit check so we wont see him.

by tim perkins October 16, 2006

nonke

A person who never understands jokes that anyone else makes.

Alyssa: "God! Hanging out with Nate sucks! He's such a nonke! What a buzzkill!"

by muppnonker October 11, 2018

noink

to fuck a girl

Dude, look at that hot ass over there. I'm going to noink that fa sho.

I would give my middle nut to noink that hottie.

by not jericho April 20, 2009

Nonika

Pros : nokia/Nonika an absolute badass who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone's opinion. She's got balls of steel, very blunt and honest. Chill like the Mount Everest. Chemistry jokes 24/7. A keiji Akaashi kinnie despite not watching anime ever.

Cons : she listens to Kanye West and Travis Scott sometimes.

Woah! She's so cool! Just like Nonika!

It's not Nonika it's nokia***

by ANANSOKUTEBIDISASTERE March 8, 2022