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Caterpillar Noise

1. The noise of a caterpillar

2.A strange amusing noise that can be heard by everyone but the maker. The noise usually occurs when the maker believes they are not talking. The maker of this noise is usually quite offended or surprised and they deny making such odd sounds.

3. A fictional noise people pretend to hear to bother those who cannot hear it.
1. "Hey did you see that caterpillar" said Fred. "No" said Tony "But I heard it"

2."Hey Jessie you made caterpillar noises again" "No Anneka shut up I did not make caterpillar noises they don't exist" "Yes they do" "You suck"

3."Hey did you hear that catepillar noise, Jazza?" "No Desmond wait catrpillar noise?" "You can't here it?" "Umm I'm worried now"
by Nom de Pleum October 3, 2010
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lad noises

Lad noises are loud and obnoxious noises formed by younger males to express a range of emotions and act as a form of unison.
Example of lad noises:
1. Bro did you see the jugs on her mate? Fucking massive dude "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2. I fucking failed this test mate, fuck Miss and fuck school! "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
3. Yo I passed "OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by Comrad1214 May 8, 2017
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Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.
Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.
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big noise

British, informal, noun
a powerful or important person : big shot
You just got a hole in one, what are you, some kind of big noise!

She's a big noise in local politics.
by Murrkin February 3, 2017
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monkey noises

The native language of me
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Leicifer noises

A Leicifer noise is any noise created, associatied with, or commonly used by a Leicifer.
"Mmm"
"She's making Leicifer noises, again."
by Fukeller69 November 27, 2022
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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.
1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"
by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015
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