ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

spoo noodle

Stringy cum pulled out by the tip of your dick after anal sex.

I shot my load then pulled a big spoo noodle out of her ass.

by smegma roach September 11, 2005

Negro Noodle

The penis of a black male. Used mostly by YouTube prankster "OwnagePranks" with his Asian impersonation voice "Buk Lau."

Wut da hewll yu say tu me? I kiwll yu wit da negro noodle i shove up yo ayaass!

by Dick van Shit-Ass Fuckanigga April 18, 2013

Noodle legs

After you have sex, you are done so good that you try to walk and your legs are untrustworthy. Your legs buckle and fail to hold up your body, or at least it feels that way.

Baby, I had noodle legs so bad I had to crawl to the bathroom.
That girl did me so good, I had noodle legs all night.

by super_genius October 9, 2013

Pot Noodle

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004

[noodle bender]

A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis.

When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noodle bender".

by Wes66 January 31, 2009

saliva noodle

The bridge of saliva that connects from the penis to the mouth during oral sex

After that bitch was sucking my dick we were connected by saliva noodle

by Shotskies February 19, 2011