by Eggie246 March 15, 2021

When someone is tired after getting off a plane because they missed the attendant giving them Chex/ Snacks.
Hey babe, sorry I’ve been quiet today; I’ve had a pretty severe case of Chex Lack since home from Cali yesterday. I had an absolute Debbie sitting next to me on the plane and she didn’t wake me up for snacks, she actually took mine instead, these
F**king lil Debbie’s maan..
F**king lil Debbie’s maan..
by LilTotPred8r45 March 18, 2024

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
by anonymous October 19, 2020

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.
by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”
by みすりす December 27, 2024

by CircusGoat May 9, 2022

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra
by Urmun October 25, 2018
