Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
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Get the That’s Hetero mug.The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
Get the The Hetero mug.When a certain piece of media pushes or imposes the idea that a closeted person or character is in fact straight. They try to make the character act as “straight” as possible (making them play sports, have a girlfriend, hang out with the popular male characters, etc.) and they push this idea onto you. They then try to shock the audience by making the character come out, as if we couldn’t already tell.
Friend 1: Have you seen the new episode of that show
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
Friend 2: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised when that character came out
Friend 1: Yeah, the were hetero imposing
by JacksonLeo November 13, 2020
Get the Hetero Imposing mug.A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024
Get the hetero gay enthusiast mug.When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
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If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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