maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”

by H4IZ August 23, 2025

mainten

your group: squad, if you will

yo I was just chilling with my mainten when the fuzz pulled up on us!

by ahoihoihoiboy July 7, 2019

maintenant

A tactile switch in Spanish.

Puedes tocar la maintenant para apagar la luz por favor.

by litoes126 July 27, 2024

High Maintenance

Laura

Laura = High Maintenance

by ollieng April 7, 2023

High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan

Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.

by Desmond11 July 11, 2023

vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018