Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.

I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.

by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019

Charlin Newton

A young loyal man,low-key freak,crazy when it about his girlfriend and favorite letter E

Dang I need a Charlin Newton

by Brentino January 14, 2019

daniel newton

Snake

Daniel newton is a snake

by God.is.love November 13, 2017

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

Skye Newton

Skye Newton is a beaut. She is a Tumblr godess who likes to eat out fish testicles and suck on some healthy cavair. If you catch a Skye Newton in the act of fishing, she will beat you and push you and drown you in some delicious applesauce. You could possibly eat your way out of it unless you are having a bad day then she will change the applesauce into steel. She loves eating anchors and swimming with sharks, until they try to eat her then she kills them with her lazer vision. She will kill you if you use the word "shant" while looking through a microscope by throwing a billion peaches at you. She's quite the slut.

She is throwing peaches at her? She's a Skye Newton!
She is Tumblr Famous? She's such a Skye...!
She's flirting with every person in the world? Whatta Skye... SMH!

by SOMERANDOMHIPSTER December 9, 2011

Nasty Newton

When you're fucking a girl in doggy style and you calculate the magnitude of the force that you're fucking her with, using the mass of your body, and the acceleration that you're thrusting her with. (F = m*a)

My girl and I were failing physics. So we decided to implement the Nasty Newton to the bedroom

by mongolhaaland March 20, 2023

Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.

James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!

by Kslatty February 7, 2023