Nautistic

Someone obsessed with boats- spends days walking around yards looking at boats. Analyses rigging. Doesn’t want to talk about anything else.

Jeremy is so nautistic, he spends all his time walking around boatyards

by Ex0cet September 4, 2025

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

Femo-Natzi

are subservient brow beaten and brainwashed women over 18 currently residing within 100, 000 miles of Denver Colorado who think critical thinking is "nasty thoughts" and are incapable of making a personal choice without first getting permission from men through a State or Federal law having been enacted...

Often thinking the words that come out of their mouths are their own thoughts.

Doting wife republican women Stepford wives Sarah Palin

The femo-natzi was thinking about calling her mom but couldn't get in touch with her lawyer to see if the male majority in congress enacted a law permitting her to do so.

by Edensasp July 19, 2013

Naughty nautical

A term used for people who have had sexual experiences on a boat.

I went on a boat with chad and can now be considered a naughty nautical.

by erb0402 May 23, 2021

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023