Nautzi

A member of the Autistic Spectrum Disorder anti-neurotypicals brigade.

Kassiane Sibley ('well known autism activist') is such a nautzi, everything is about her oppression. I sneeze and I'm violating her sensory sensitivities!

Rett Devil

by TheAngelsLoveYou September 14, 2009

London Nautical School

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.

Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school

by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

Nautious

When you're feeling sick but you're also a dumbass who can't spell.

Steve: Oh bro i'm feeling really nautious.

Dan: Shut up steve, you can't spell

by lwttz June 11, 2018

Grammar Natzi

An extreme troll. Not to be confused with Grammar Nazis. They misspell their names to lure in victims, then unleash a wolfaboo tantrum of trolling. Grammar Natzis, unlike Grammar Nazis, should be avoided.

I got into an argument with a Grammar Natzi the other day. He kept trolling me.

by 88888888888888888 May 23, 2013

nautical mile club

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club

With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.

by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.

I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.

by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.

Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.

by BMG2424 June 10, 2022