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Negatise/ Negatiseing

Bringing your negative-ness onto soemone or something they said when they did not mean it to be.

It's a negativeversion of twisting words; but keeping the same words just making a negative statments about what they could but dont mean.
Kara, just because i'm giving my opion dose not mean you have to turn it into a negative statment, stop Negatise/ Negatiseing me!
by Joker-second July 9, 2009
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Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
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Negative vibe merchant

A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.

First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."
Some negative vibe merchant, like, boarded up my bedroom...
by Vyv December 9, 2012
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neatnik

A person who is compulsively neat; anally retentive.
Sal is such a neatnik, he arranges his shirts in sequence of hues in the visible spectrum.
by Gsan December 23, 2008
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Battle of Neath 1799

See Margam Castle for the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath
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negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.
I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.
by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010
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neato

a better way to say neat or cool or any other such adjective

Possibly the coolest word in the entire world. say it with me... neato
Nick Andreason and Zack Johnson are neato
by Cecil the one eyed diesel February 16, 2006
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