nasal grenade

When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.

We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.

by Urban humor June 10, 2017

nasayem

nasaeym is like air is love. she/he is really short and fun-loving. she/he will make you laugh alot and can sometimes be a snobbish

nasayem is soooo cool and smells great. without her /him what would we do

by katenu9[kv l.xc ;doxz November 13, 2017

Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.

Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.

I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...

by AMFK August 1, 2019

Nasal

The act of putting a penis up your nose. Similar to oral or anal, but with your nose.

"Hey man, wanna know why Jay-Z has such big nostrils?"
"What picking his nose? Is it because he's black??"
"Nah, he gives himself nasal."

"Heard Jessica gives good nasal"
"Better put that shnoz to work"

"Nasal is always better when they're sick, snot is great lube"

by aims6969 March 14, 2014

nasaljectile

a nasaljectile is a high velocity fluid/object that is projected out of your nasal cavity, aka nose. they are especially apparent when you have a cold...nasaljectiles follow the standard projectile motion described in most physics classes.

holy crap louisa, did you see that nasaljectile lydia just shot across the room!

by nashorn February 16, 2008

Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose

that gnome gave her nasal sex

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008