mystery look

An outfit consisting of a long sweatshirt and short shorts that leaves the onlooker unsure if the subject is wearing pants. A favorite of young, basic white girls.

Me: - caught looking at a sorority girl -
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?

by mikejackson3 November 9, 2019

Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

mystery skulls

the best fucking band ever/animations
check em out nerd

Person 1: Do you know any cool bands out there that are kinda funky and have an animated version of the best songs from the band?

Person 2: Oddly specific, but yes! Listen to Mystery skulls!

by beenihilate October 4, 2021

Mystake

The fan name for NIJISANJI EN’s talent Mysta Rias. They are represented by a fox that looks like Mysta’s 1.0 hat.

Bella: You might be a quilldren, but I will always be a funny Mystake!

by Delta Tanaka June 2, 2023

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.

Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?

by Okisbo January 27, 2017

kinky mystery

someone who uses the whole chicken instead of a bird leaf

have you seen that one girl in bed? she's a kinky mystery!

by i on the rainbow July 16, 2017