St.Clair Missouri

Generally infested with stank puss meth mouth and aids. Smells like rotten ass and drugs cause the wind blows here from union. There are friendly crack heads left and right and they give out free candy ;).

Damn what the hell is that smell, we must be in St.Clair Missouri

by Unionfuckinggoatcheese69 April 26, 2019

Missouri Boat Ride

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

by blessure grave April 25, 2010

pacific missouri

A place full of meth labs and teenage pregnancy, someone came here once and when they went back they came up with the phrase white trash. Our town features an exclusive look at incest, 15 year olds who wear hair higher than Mount Everest, and people have no concept of trends more recent than the '80s. If you look at the people here closely, you'll see half of them have no teeth and are probably sex offenders. People here are either basic af or tumblr sjws.

Pacific Missouri, home of the Indians and happy crack.

by [[[handler]]] July 2, 2016

Missoula

A pleasantly boring town in western Montana. It is probably the most culturally diverse town in Montana. The University of Montana is located here, and the general population is obsessed with going to Griz (mascot) football games. Also it is famous for it’s hippies. It has 2 Walmarts. Oh and, a river runs through it.

We're going to a Griz game in Missoula, and we're going to get totally wasted.

by Justtoast January 4, 2006

eddie munson

The hottest man alive. Him. Just MWAH.

Damn. Eddie Munson is so fucking gay.

by LocalTransTherian June 22, 2022

Newburg, Missouri

A town of 468 people that was founded in 1883. Back in it's early years it was a booming railroad town. Now, it is the white man's ghetto. Great scenery around the town, but there are some goobers that live in the town. Mainly a lot of people who like to spread rumors and get in your business.

person 1: Did you hear about what people are saying about you?
Person 2: No, but that's why I hate Newburg, Missouri.

by bcurtis1988 June 15, 2008

Museophreniac

A museophreniac is an individual suffering from museophrenia, a type of recurring delusional disorder in which the affected person believes that the band Muse is very talented.

"Dude, this chick I'm seeing is iceberg-melting hot, but she listens to Muse all day and all night and talks about how they invented classical music and other bogus shit."

"A museophreniac! Dump her ass before you get it too! There's no cure!"

by hipster_of_the_month May 23, 2013