muppet man 

An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.

Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!

Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!

muppet man by Zharky April 7, 2010

Muppet Rejects 

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

Muppet Rejects by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

muppet wank 

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

muppet wank by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016

Muppet Handjob 

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

Muppet Handjob by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019

Muppet juice 

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)

Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"

*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"

Muppet juice by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

Muppet shoulders 

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

Muppet shoulders by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

muppet eyes 

when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet

Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!

muppet eyes by tig.jibbies October 24, 2020