Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

Rusty Muppet

The act of inserting your arm (elbows deep), dressed in Elmo attire (naturally) into one's anus whilst've being in hunched position; to be tickled into uprght position with said hand.

I can't watch Sesame Street without dreaming of a rusty muppet.

by BEBOFA.NUTZ February 16, 2017

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...

Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!

by B. Hanback July 23, 2009

total muppet

An english slang phrase meaning someone is completely useless, or has just done something foolish. Often used in a good natured manner.

"I just insulted a policeman, and he jotted down my license plate number."
"You total muppet."

by OverEngineer December 8, 2005

Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

ass muppet

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010