Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

b-murph

when a guy sticks his penis and balls in any hole on a female

she let me pull a b-murph

by John Jhones July 24, 2008

mumps

When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.

Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

by Pollup December 29, 2007

Memphis

Home to: Elvis, Justin Timberlake, Three Six Mafia, Lucy Hale, Linda Thompson (Brody Jenner's Mom), Shannen Doherty (from Beverly Hills, 90210), Johnny Cash, Aretha Franklin, Eightball and MJG, Morgan Freeman, Al Green, Ginnifer Goodwin, W.C. Handy, Ingram Hill, Isaac Hayes, Jerry Lee Lewis, Zach Myers (lead guitarist in Shinedown), Michael Oher, Chris Parnell, Dan Schnider (producer/writer of Zoey 101, iCarly, All That, The Amanda Show, What I Like about You, Kenan and Kel, Drake and Josh, Big Fat Liar), Fred Smith (Founder of FedEx), Danny Thomas (entertainer and founder of Saint Jude's Children Research Hospital), Ike Turner, Ida B. Wells, Andrew VanWyngarden (lead singer of MGMT), Loren Roberts (pro golfer), designer Dana Buchman, and B.B. King

Whoaaa, I didn't know ALL those people were from/lived in Memphis?

by gaga432 March 15, 2011

north memphis

the northside of the hardest city in the south/where every drug dealer really live

putt yo thumbs up if you representin that north memphis

by mac perry June 24, 2006

Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005