Ur cousin a muslim

worse than "ur son a nun" and the second deadliest insult.
Saying this increases the size of the black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Per. 1: Ur mom gay.
Per. 2: Ur dad lesbian.
Per. 1: Ur granny tranny.
Per. 2: Ur granpap a trap.
Per. 1: Ur fukin sister's a mister!
Per. 2: Bitch, ur son a nun!
Per. 1: U-ur...
Per. 2: Me what pussy? What?
Per. 1: Ur cousin a muslim!
Per. 2: *explodes*
Earth: Fuck.
Sun: Fuck

by Anonymous<Incognito Man May 29, 2018

MuslimNigger

A Muslim Nigger is a Pakistani man that also has either a black mom or dad that has the N word pass along with the Alahuakbar pass.

“Holy Fuck it’s a MuslimNigger run away!!”

by oBaMA BiNL@ddEn June 17, 2020

Muslim

Someone who follows Islam.

After believing in Islam, one is a Muslim.

by Trollgasm October 30, 2011

Muslim Haters

Anybody who has never met a muslim, nor have they ever read any piece of the Holy Quran. They think they are terrorists who hurt everyone who is not Muslim. But really most of the people in these bombings being hurt are Muslims themselves, so no the only incident that anyone Non-Muslims have been hurt was 9/11. (still very tragic) They sit on their computer all day writing stuff and have no references except watching CNN. They only think brown people and the Middle- East , but really white people,black people, asians are all part of Islam. Many people have burned the Quran, but we have never burned anyone's sacred books. Less than 0.0005% of muslim's are terrorists. The only things that these haters know about the religion are stereotypes. Our religion is about peace.

Muslim Haters: Muslims are terrorists. About 60% of them are.

Smart person: Well find 100 Muslims . Tell me how many are part of Al qaida or taliban. And how many of them were rude.

(few days later)

Muslim Haters: None :(

by Bobby Susan August 29, 2011

muslim bookmark

A muslim bookmark is a bookmark that adheres to the Islamic faith

hello there.

According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.

by SAMTHELAM January 21, 2010

Ex-Muslim

A person who was previously a Muslim, either born a Muslim or became a Muslim then left the Islamic faith. Most ex-muslims are born into Islam, when they leave the do not bare witness that "There is no God but God(Allah in Arabic)), and Muhammad is the Messanger of God". In Islam you can be executed for apostacy in a state or Caliphate of empire which choses to emply the rules of Islam(known as the Sharia in Arabic) as the law of land, though it is very rare when people are executed for apostacy and really only happens if the apostate speaks about Islam in a very negative way using vulgar language and insulting figures held high by Muslims.

He doesn't believe in and doesn't follow the Islamic faith anymore, he is an ex-muslim

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Muslim Picture Pump and Blast

The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.

1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?

by GoGoRowdyDriver October 14, 2010