motarded

Someone who is more retarded.

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.

by The Boy October 5, 2004

Mortar

Verb. Act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. A group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. They cut his penis off and force it up his rectum by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. Upon insertion each guy takes turns "breach loading" him, i.e; kicking him in the ass several times. See: Breaching or 105ing. (One Oh-fiving)

Jenn got raped by this guy in her algebra class and her boyfriend had found out. He and the posse apprehended the attacker after school then proceeded to MORTAR his ass in the schoolyard.

by Howitzer Unit August 3, 2004

Mostank

A'ight, itz like, when someone stank, but then they like, REALLY stank!

YO! Dat Dude Got Da Mostank!

by White Chocolate(Only White on the outside) March 23, 2004

motard

A combination of the words moron and retard to emphasize the stupidity of a person's actions or conduct.

You are such a motard!

by Orville Bigelow March 25, 2005

motard

A moronic retard; someone even more stupid than a typical retard.

Most commonly used as an insult.

Harold is being such a motard.

by PlaceboEffect June 24, 2005

Brick And Mortar

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.

At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.

by OpN July 27, 2007

Motarola

When a male shaves his bikini line, then styles the rest with hair gel!

John had a Motarola in preparation for his hot date with Stacey

by HotPixie March 12, 2008