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Natalie Moses

Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap
Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.
by BingPenisEater69 October 20, 2019
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The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.
I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.
by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023
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Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it
Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen
by jerafe May 30, 2019
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Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016
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Heil Moses

It is a greeting used by the supporters of Moses
by Notanalt009 July 8, 2021
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Moses sandles

A term used to avoid phrases such as “Jesus Christ” or “holy fuckin shit dawg” and in some cases “what the hell
*loud unexpected sound* “MOSES SANDLES, that scared me”
by Yeah I wrote that February 7, 2023
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sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009
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