Mort

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021

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A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

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The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

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A Jewish baby

You're a mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016

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Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

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