morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

by hdver February 2, 2012

Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

by Seane222 February 25, 2010

Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019

Last Minute Morning

A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".

DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...

by DUD3sweet May 29, 2008

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004