Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.
Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY
by PUNCH-OUT!!! June 26, 2023
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monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.
by .yki November 18, 2019
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Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.
'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'
by Areyonga September 08, 2017
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Monopoly

The reason my family is broken, and my friends hate me.
by Jkdeeznuts May 05, 2022
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Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.
"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "
by Willywonnka October 13, 2017
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Monopoly Food

Food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. This is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. One can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.
I fucking hate monopoly food! I had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.
by el reverendo timo January 03, 2009
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