Monopoly Go Ads

A once fun but now boring game that has gone worldwide in the form of an annoying ad that games and websites LOVE to include.

It features a old ass man wearing a tuxedo too small for the average eye to see and a hat that is even bigger than him. It sometimes also includes a grey dog whose eyebrows are even bushier than all the hair on my body.

“Monopoly Go Ads are just annoying af.”

by #ESthechamp May 3, 2024

We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Fractional Monopoly

Giant companies that own a fraction of a position in many sectors.

Amazon uses its fractional Monopoly to cause Hyperinflation on the U.S. economy as a whole.

by DaeJi January 17, 2022

Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

Monopoly

It's a game played by a group of people called moderators AKA mods
players must play the game when xQc starts his stream the game needs total attention!
while every TTS is raping people's ear

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mod1 paid mod2 800$ cause he landed on his hotel

-Felix: mods mods MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bro we playin monopoly

-here use this earplug

by MrBaggieBug May 1, 2020

Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.

Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.

by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016

Monopoly

When a person is on some games!

Angelika: “On some monopoly type shit your fr fr playing games”
Malik: *laughs*

by Annegelickuh May 18, 2020