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Money

1. Something you can't survive in this world without, but having too much would most likely result in your death.

2. A substance that is the sole purpose of most people's lives.

3. A thing that most people spend their lives trying to earn.
Jessie J: It's not about the money,money,money!

Ordinary human: easy for you to say! How much did that outfit cost?

Jessie J: We don't need no money,money, money!

Ordinary person: screw you! Go donate!
by ShadyLifeNeonZebra September 10, 2016
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Money

One of the many, and usually, easiest, ways to change a man's mind about virtually anything
vincent: what are you doing?
emma: dog-sitting
vincent: ew do not want
emma: I get lots of money just for doing this
vincent: scratch that, all of my want
by TheYangDesign July 2, 2012
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MONEY

money is this amazing thing where you use it to buy stuff, like jewelry, or nutella. You can even marry money, if your desperate!
MONEY IS AMAZING!
I'm leaving you, for moneY <3 !!!!
by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018
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Money

Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.
Im homeless! I wish I had some money!
by Roadtahell March 25, 2021
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Money

A kid Named Rico
Rico in Spanish is also Money... Or Yummy, but in this case money
Kid: hi
Rico: my name is Rico

Kid: OMG IM SO SORRY MY MONEY LORD

Rico: Unbelievable behavior u fool
by Da tall boiii June 20, 2022
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Money

Adverb: Meaning to be cool; attractive; sexy. Expression first appeared in the movie "Swingers"
by bum-bum December 28, 2005
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money

the cum from a guyz dick
she gat ma money all over her face
by zafsira November 2, 2009
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