YA MOMMA

Ya mommma. a term used when you dont want to answer a question.

Guy: Hey kid where do you live?
Kid: YA MOMMA.

by Steven Cumbee August 22, 2010

Baby Momma

Some one who takes the money that she is supposed to use to take care of the kid and spends on a rental car for the summer, buys hair, gets nails done and pretends to be a baller with her child support to impress all her friends who all thinks she is a loser for losing such a good man. Normally attempting to make some poor man life hell because she was to sorry to keep him.

"uppity baby momma"

by Pissed of baby daddy June 15, 2009

momma's boy

A wimp. A sissy. A wuss. An immiture adult male who refuses to grow up by allowing his mommy to run his life. If he's married, his wife is probably a frustrated and lonely woman in constant opposition to her mother-in-law. If he's single and seeking a spouse, he will want his mommy's permission to date/marry her. There is NOTHING wrong with a man who wants his mother's approval for his woman (harmony between the mother and other woman is important), but wanting her permission is another issue. Upon his mother's death, he will emotionally withdraw and want to die with her and won't be able to function without her. A man becomes a momma's boy either by being coddled since childhood or his insecurity hasn't allowed him to mature and indivituate from her emotionally.

Being a momma's boy is probably the #1 thing that can ruin a man's relationship with the woman in his life.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.

Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

Baby Momma

The mother of your children out of wedlock.

She ma baby mama.
I love ma baby momma.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

momarchy

A form of government, in which a person (usually a mama's boy) is under the complete control of their mother. In most cases, a momarchy is usually a fascist dictatorship.

Leo: Mom, can I buy an XBox 360?

Leo's Mom: No! Go clean your room, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Leo: Jesus Christ, this is such a momarchy...

by Chuck Wood December 15, 2009