Moby Complex

A psychological complex rooted in the subconscious of all men that perpetually makes them insecure about the size of their penis, regardless of its size.
Named after the Moby Huge Dildo and first described by psychologist Charles Christopher White Jr.

"Why's your boyfriend acting so pissed off?"
"He has a Moby Complex."

by BakedPsychologist December 1, 2024

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Moby Bitch

A very large woman that at first glance could be mistaken for a whale and harpooned on the spot who also just sucks at life and is a total fuck.

Shit, that girls a total Moby Bitch

by Mr.Logic May 27, 2012

mobi or gtfo

Similar to pics or GTFO, a phrase used jokingly as an ultimatum to new members of a community who mention books to upload a copy or to "get the **** out."

Cassandra1980: Hi guys, you all should read the new Steve Jobs biography
P3rv69: mobi or GTFO!

Cassandra1980: =|

P3rv69: :P

by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2012

Moby small

It's a 3 inch dildo.
It's a baby Moby huge.

The Moby small is a 3 inch dildo for car guys because the Moby huge is for MEN.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Moby dick

A big dick in a girls vagina

I gave my wife a moby dick

by Carrot577 December 18, 2019

moby

when someones mic/game is lagging making them sound like the robot “moby” from tim and moby on brainpop

bro your mic is lagging ur moby rn

by profortnitegamer11 May 12, 2025