what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
by dave February 21, 2005
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by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020
Get the mating mates mug.when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)
dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
by douglas epley January 10, 2007
Get the gay mating call mug.Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
Get the misting the lizard mug.An acronym for Mind Fuck Texting. When you deliberately fuck with a girl's mind by sending her out of context text messages with the sole intent of getting into her pants even though you haven't spoken with her in a good two to three months.
MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.
MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.
MFTing used in an initiating setting:
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."
Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."
Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"
by bosskmoves May 8, 2011
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