mistretta

a short faggot who thinks hes a badass

That kid is acting like a mistretta.

by Phillip August 10, 2003

mistress push

A shitty ass Day of Defeat server filled with noobs like.. "BoTk" clan members.

Avoid at all costs.

by CrazyMike August 28, 2003

Misteldrossian

An apparent attempt to drill through the defenses of your peers or associates during haggling or an argument.

It originates from Mistel warheads used by Germans in WWII.
The definitive Mistel warhead was a shaped charge around a core of copper or aluminium. When detonated, the explosion would create a penetrator made of the core of the above mentioned copper or aluminium. The metal would then behave like a liquid (and not, as often falsely reported, liquefy), capable of penetrating up to 7 metres (24 feet) of steel armour. It was anticipated that this would be able to "drill" straight through an enemy warship.
The Mistel was never proven to be affective.

I growled in my thickest Misteldrossian accent.

by weirdinfo October 15, 2006

Minstrelry

To attack with minstrels unto the point of orgasm - romantic revelry to music (never revels however). When those of noble countenaunce are caught upon bed and beshowered with minstrels.

"Get some chocolate man, I want minstrelry"
"Whoah man, these two hot girls minstrelled me last night"

by R.york November 27, 2007

Mistress Noire

aka Tina Noire. Guardian servers cookie mistress in City of Heroes

Mistress Noire: *gives cookies* :o

by Noire81 May 25, 2009

Mistress Of Bang

The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.

Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep

Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang

by D.Butler December 16, 2010

Misterlundin

A disgusting cookie whore who does not appreciate weet-bix.

That little bitch is such a Misterlundin

by Jibsy_ May 30, 2016