Mistress

A female in charge of her sex slave

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her

by Lick her April 20, 2015

mistine

Used to describe a drama queen with a flare for emo. Also used to describe a female of questionable genitalia that, upon contact, makes one feel uneasy and uncomfortable by constantly describing interactions with dildos and vibrators. A mistine also lacks any skills in leadership.

She/he completely ruined the social interactions and structure of our clan by being such a mistine, especially with that soggy dildo.

by gulogulo October 19, 2007

misfire

When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.

When clayton was jacking off he misfired and hit Him in the mouth

by gititititit April 28, 2015

mistreanu

A total dickwad and a dumbass that doesnt know what he is doing.

Look mistreanu is under that guys bed!!

What a fukin gay boy

by Fittyman42069 March 5, 2020

Mistress

Mistress: "The Miss between the Mister and the Mattress"

My recent ex girlfriend told me she felt like my Mistress as athough my old relationship is completely over and has been for years, I am still a "room mate" with that person and our daughter as we sort things out.. I would see her, we would do things together, have fun, then I would have to come home to my house with my other ex still in it.. not the best way to start a relationship..

She got tired of being the Mistress while I was working on sorting things out..

I still get a chuckle when I think of this!

My Mistress is no more.. I'm gonna "Miss" her but am ready to find me another Mistress to be happy with!

by DisKimBobulated September 4, 2011

misdirectorshiptation

The act of misdirecting

Wayne Hills Marching Band is, by no means, under the misdirectorshiptation of Mr. Paterno. In contrast, it is under the directorshiptation of him.

by another dutiful one May 25, 2003

Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.

A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019