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Mistress

I'm married but I love my "mistress" more
by TheRealFerro December 17, 2014
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Misterectomy

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.
The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!
by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011
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Mosterestest

This is for when someone says, “I love you mostest.” Prior to this word, mostest could not be beaten but now there is a word that is purely made to beat mostest and it’s mosterestest. It doesn’t trump I love you most though because this word is just to counter mostest. If you say I love you mosterestest after someone says I love you mostest, you have beaten them in loving them more.
Anna: I love you mostest
Max: I love you mosterestest
Anna: oh darn you beat me
by LBird33 September 22, 2021
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Mistersmile

Mistersmile: Defined as a totally unoriginal and ridiculous name.
Seems to come from the mother of the named person.

Mistersmile (as a person) Might be very strange, mean or even cruel even though his name brings humoristic sense.

Mistersmile (as an object) Would be some kind of gun, or sexual toy.

Is also defined as a Computer geek.
'' Oh my god Mommy! How should I name my hotmail account!? ''
'' Wow.. Mistersmile iz dat cumming frum ur mommy? lolol ''
'' Mistersmile: I might be named Mistersmile, but don't take that as a fact or I might keel u! ''
'' Hey! Say CHEEZE!! (gun shot) ''
'' Hey Cassie!! Pass me my Mistersmile please :D ''
by Mistersmiley December 12, 2008
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Chamber Mistress

Like a chamber maid, but in a more BDSM way.
"Mi-chan is a chamber mistress"
by DropDeadMisa May 28, 2009
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Life Mistress

The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.
Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep
by Stonee November 2, 2010
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Medical Mistress

1. A married doctor's love interest

2. A married doctor's love interest who coaxes said doctor to separate/divorce his wife to be with her (mistress)
A medical mistress is whomever a male doctor cheats on his wife with or leaves his wife for
by Orenn May 12, 2013
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