arabic misfortune

When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart

Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?

by John Byerly July 26, 2021

Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!

I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.

by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024

Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.

Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”

by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Brewer's Miscarriage

To shart.

*Phaaarrt!* "Crumbs! I do believe I've had a Brewer's Miscarriage. (Edward Ward, London, 1756)

by hydraulis February 20, 2026